I should start by saying my grandpa is someone I have looked up to since I was just a little lad. Not just literally. At 84 years old he can still hold himself horizontal on a pole. He is a larger life figure who has a life full of adventure.

We were in a waiting room today and there was footage of an elephant rampage going on in India on the TV. I asked if he had ever ridden an elephant. He told me that he rode an elephant, a camel, a Brahma bull… he even rode a horse when another horse tried to have sex with it?

Say WHAT???

He told me he was on a mare, the stallion came up from behind, mounted and went to town. Mid-coitus, he tried to punch it in the face in hopes that it would dismount.

I stopped him, “Wait… so grandpa… you had a threesome!”

At that point, my wife walks in the waiting room and I said, “Hey Grandpa, tell Delilah about that time you had a threesome.”

He started to retell the story about how the mare was mounted while he was still in the saddle.

So I asked, “Well, Grandpa… did you get him off???”