Recently I had a table massage.
My wife found out about Groupon, and like most people when they first learned about Groupon, bought a bunch of bargain deals. She came across a discounted massage and bought one for both of us.
For some reason, I was really intimidated by this whole thing. There was a form that I was supposed to check off where she was allowed to touch me. I left about half of the items blank.
I really did try to relax, and the lady that gave me the massage was great. But while I was able to relax for a time, I just couldn’t get into it.
Anyway, I am totally mailing this blog post in. I made the featured image first then thought of something to write about afterward that would be tied loosely together. Now it’s past my bedtime.